Wednesday, September 28, 2011


You know that thing where you go around seeing the world a certain way, and everything is accurate and makes sense and it only rarely occurs to you that maybe things are different than how you perceive them? And then something happens to shake you out of your paradigm and you're all whoa, I've been totally oblivious. And suddenly your world is slightly different. It's a new world. It has sandy beaches and looks like Asia, probably.

For example, the other day I was dutifully applying concealer to the unders of my eyes, when I remembered I had recently heard somewhere that dark circles are caused by delicate blood vessels that break and bleed and pool there under your eyes (yum). I realized then that I had never actually checked to see if my eye skin was dark.


And then, the thought came to me that maybe the problem is not that I have delicate eye vessels, but that my eyes actually jut out so much that they cast a shadow. Inspecting further, I found significant support for this theory. But just to be sure, I had Carol perform an exam.

It maybe looked something like this. Except with more emphasis on me pulling my undereye skin out so she could inspect its pallor.

Sure enough, she confirmed my undereye skin to be peachy-fleshy-toned, not blood-pooly-black.

Now, about here you're maybe wondering what difference any of this makes. Don't I still have to apply concealer?

Yes. Yes I do. The point is, my world is expanded. One day I was walking around thinking something was a certain way, and suddenly it wasn't true. And maybe I never would have even made that discovery, if my thoughts hadn't gone that particular route. What if I had gone my whole life thinking I had delicate undereye blood vessels?! Can you imagine how many delusions you're operating under right now, this very minute?

>another Columbus joke to tie in the title of this post<


Collette Mae said...

Wow .

Mish said...

What Collette? You think my discoveries are stupid? Huh? Is that it?